London is in dire need of spiritual guidance … who ya gonna call?


Have you seen these ads in the Metro? I think they’re wonderful. Look at all these talented spiritual guides coming to London to help out the good people here. 47 years experience, talented since birth… what more could you ask for? Seems a bit unusual that so many of these ‘healers’ have flocked to the city, maybe we are just crying out for help more than all those fortunate African people.

No matter how difficult your problem is, Mr Madiba, a gifted African spiritual healer can help. Thank God, because Mr Madiba I’ve played a bit fast and loose with the company’s finances and I could really use your help.

If you are thinking I’m worried these kindly men might turn out to be total shysters and steal my money, never fear. They allow you to pay after you get positive results. Yes, I’m sure that’s true.


2 Responses to “London is in dire need of spiritual guidance … who ya gonna call?”

  1. 1 Larissa
    June 19, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    I don’t commute in the morning, so I haven’t seen this.

    It is fabulous.

  2. 2 sam
    August 8, 2009 at 11:03 am

    i’ve personally dealt with some of these self acclaimed african healers, they’re only a bunch of professional crooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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